Well, first impressions means everything right?
So, this is the game.
Me being the pervert I am, I heard about this game while searching for a good ol' Yaoi to watch. The main 3 I have saved to my computer and were the first I ever watched were Boku No Sexual Harrasment (CORN!), Kirepapa, and Ai No Kusabi.
So, I use to be very big in the whole yaoi fangirl circle. I would oggle over the seme's, write fanfics and well be a genuine moron and put love hearts after everything I wrote. Gaay~~
So anyway, as I was saying, someone put on a forum a question about finding some good Yaoi movies. Someone commented about a Yaoi based in a dark, gritty prison, with a dark storyline.
That's my kind of deal.
So! I told my Ubuntu to not be a whiney bitch, sorted out my Wine (not the drink) and well installed Enzai onto my computer.
Enzai is based around the character Guys. You play as him throughout the whole of the game, and after being thrown into prison for a crime you never committed, you have to gather evidence to prove your innocence, as well as avoid being raped and get other NPCs to fall in love with you.
I have read the wikipedia article a few times.
Anyway, I'm not structured - so I'm going to go through the characters.
Guys -
Guys is the protagonist of the game. Personally, his name made me hate him. But anyway, he's quite feisty and is very argumentative, and yet at the same time he's a little bitch and is an extreme Uke. There's something about this character I don't like. He's a bit of an idiot at times, and gives in way to easy. (He obviously wants it from Durer.) While, playing the game - there were parts where I wanted to play as Evan, Lusca, Durer, Io, Jose, anyone but this guy. He kind of bored me.Durer -
O HAI. ANYONE WANT A CAVITY SEARCH LUL?No but seriously, he almost ass rapes you as soon as you meet him. And that, my friends, is why this guy is my favourite character! He's sick! Sicker than sick. It's great. In most of the Yaoi movies/pics or whatever I've seen, the seme is usually boring. Just a tough guy, with a blank expression who doesn't make a noise during sex. But Durer is fucking evil, and very sadistic. He's entertaining.
Why can't the make a spin-off game, where you play as him in Prison?
Io -
I HATE UKES. But this guy is an exception. He's my second favourite character, I have to admit. He's a complete weakling and a push over, but he's all innocent and cool. I don't know why I like this character. It might be because Jose pushes him around. It might be because I'm perverted, luckily for me, I'm 16, so it's not too weird I like this character. APPARENTLY he's over 18. Better fuckin' be.
Guildias -
His hair. His fucking hair. This is why I hate this character. I just thought he was boring, but I did skip half of whenever he spoke. I think he should have lost it a bit more in the court scene, he should've gone really weird rather than just shouting a bit. Also, stick in but - ow.Jose -
Oh, Jose. Jose is a dirty rapist, but one scenario finds your character and him falling in love. I didn't get this ending. Nor did I care for it. Jose is very evil looking, he isn't that bad, but just look at his picture. It's all in the eyes brothers.
Bollanet -
Bollanaise. That's what I referred to him as. I hate this guy. He's a big fatty rapist, too bad his son is so goddamn cool. (Durer that'd be.)
This guy's a pain in the ass. (No Pun intended.)
Vallewida -
Vallewida is an uke, and he gets off on the pain every now and again too. He has ghost modes, and seems to be suffering from a few issues. He's a main character, and is alright. I never bothered too much with his ending, I did get it. And preferred it to the other endings I got. (Bar the pet ending. ;) )
Evan -
Lolololol, HO HO HO, MAH NAME IS EVAN. Okay, I liked this guy at first. He was funny, cool, laid-back, and he looks after Io. Very cute.
Then I got his ending. And I hated it. Might be because I hate Guys, but really I just wanted to see just him and Lusca.
Lusca -
Edgeworth, Pheonix, take on this son-of-a-wha!? He's pretty awesome, even when he's drunk. Him and Guys' ending is kinda gay. (:3) But other than that, he's a pretty great character. Although, I don't know what it was but as soon as him and Guys had their little wank fest at one point, I must admit, I was confused. I didn't think he'd go all gay on me. I would like to see this man paired with Durer.
Belbet -
Anyone up for some chocolate? Thank the fucking lord that's not a poop joke. Anyway, this guy's nuts. But he's cool. he looks cooler with his overly long hair, and his wild animal-like tendencies.
Shion -
I never met this character when I played. And now my PC refuses to play any games. :'(
So. Overall. The game, is pretty fucking awesome. I reccomend it to any Yaoi fan, it's dark, gritty, full of rape, and the characters aren't bad. Also, the mental issues of most of the characters makes the game more interesting, and you wont find yourself getting bored of the frequent ass rape of Guys.
God. I hate that character.
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